If you wanna be Kim Kardashian’s lover, you gotta get with her friends. And protect her, fight for her, have good hygiene, be calm and have no “mom or dad issues.”
But the list of requirements for her potential beau doesn’t end there — in fact, it’s a list so long it could double as the ballot Torontonians will see when they head to the polls on June 26 to cast their vote for the next mayor.
The reality TV superstar and businesswoman read the list of traits she’s searching for in a partner from her phone during the Season 3 premiere of “The Kardashians” to friends Tracy Romulus, Olivia Pierson and Natalie Halcro.
“Teeth are, like, one of my biggest turn-ons,” she said in a confessional, giggling. “The straighter, the hornier I’ll get. Just kidding — but not kidding.”
She also wants someone who is patient, supportive, “genuinely happy” for her, spontaneous, fun, and someone her friends and family love. She’s also looking for a “role model” for her kids, especially her sons.
Kardashian shares four children with her ex-husband, Kanye West: North, nine; Chicago, five; Saint, seven; and Psalm, four. And, likely as a dig at both her megastar ex and herself, Kardashian said she wants someone with “no heavy baggage,” adding after: “I have enough.”
While she stated what she’s looking for in a man, she also mentioned what she doesn’t want: he can’t be bald.
“But then, I don’t know. If I’m also in love I’ll rub your bald, you know what I mean. But we’re just talking about our perfection list.”
Back to that perfection list: being into self-care, smelling good (even in the gym), being tall and respectful to others, not being clingy and having “good taste” are all on it.
That taste could include, as she said, getting facials together and dunking into ice baths. Sounds romantic — if not chilly.
Kardashian and ex-husband Kanye West reached a divorce settlement last year
Kardashian and West reached a settlement in their divorce last November, which saw the two agree on $200,000 per month child support payments from West to Kardashian.
The two will have joint custody and neither will pay the other spousal support, according to the documents filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.
The judge declared the two legally single at Kardashian’s request in March, ending their eight-year marriage, but issues of property and custody remained.
The couple began dating in 2012 and had their first child in 2013. West proposed later that year using the giant screen at the empty waterfront ballpark of the San Francisco Giants, and the two married May 24, 2014, in a ceremony at a Renaissance fortress in Florence, Italy.
If Kardashian’s list of traits finds her a new romantic interest, it would be a tough proposal to top.
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